1 00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:46,703 Ah, Mamie. Mamie, you should be nice to Mr. Lipman. 2 00:02:46,814 --> 00:02:48,839 Why, may I ask? 3 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:51,976 Ain't you never heard of Lipman and Davidowitz, men's clothes? 4 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:54,077 That's the same Lipman! 5 00:02:54,189 --> 00:02:57,919 Where is this? The old country, huh? 6 00:02:58,025 --> 00:03:00,050 Is this Poland? Is this Russia? 7 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:03,829 She's a hundred percent right, Joe. 8 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:07,195 In America, you marry for love 9 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:10,199 and that's all. 10 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:13,399 Who said different? 11 00:03:13,508 --> 00:03:15,669 Furthermore, 12 00:03:15,776 --> 00:03:19,974 I got quite a bit saved myself already. 13 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,206 An orphan got to get her own dowry. 14 00:03:22,315 --> 00:03:25,409 Dowry! I thought this was America. 15 00:03:25,519 --> 00:03:27,316 I don't want no man to say, 16 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:31,687 "I had to take her just as she was, without a penny." 17 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:35,957 So, so where you live? 18 00:03:36,063 --> 00:03:37,496 I board in. 19 00:03:37,597 --> 00:03:39,723 No! Me also! 20 00:03:39,832 --> 00:03:42,096 No! 21 00:03:42,201 --> 00:03:45,968 I sleep in the parlor with my landlady's two daughters. 22 00:03:47,807 --> 00:03:52,176 I, I got a bed all to myself. 23 00:03:52,278 --> 00:03:54,371 No. 24 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,573 Well, it ain't actual a bed. 25 00:03:57,682 --> 00:04:01,744 It's a... It's a lounge. 26 00:04:01,854 --> 00:04:04,618 What a bluffer you is, Jake. 27 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:07,249 You treatin'? Give a look. 28 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,921 What'll it be? 29 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:13,589 Where's that waiter? 30 00:04:13,698 --> 00:04:18,965 Ladies and gents, meet Schloime Navasky. Just come over this very day. 31 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:24,565 Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey! Sit 'im right down here. 32 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:26,507 Sit! 33 00:04:28,113 --> 00:04:30,638 Scared to death. Look at him. 34 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:35,483 They must have oxen in steerage these days. 35 00:04:35,588 --> 00:04:38,215 Oh, he's laughing! Look at him! 36 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:40,847 Waiter, another glass tea. 37 00:04:42,893 --> 00:04:44,690 Oh! 38 00:04:47,298 --> 00:04:49,094 Careful. 39 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:53,728 Oh! Is that a sight? 40 00:05:07,985 --> 00:05:10,351 Pincus Levinsky. 41 00:05:10,454 --> 00:05:13,388 Oh! I know Charlie Levinsky. 42 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,219 I know a Kaminsky. 43 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:18,726 I know Sora Gilinsky. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 44 00:05:18,829 --> 00:05:22,890 He will soon learn, in America there is no such thing as relatives, eh? 45 00:05:24,836 --> 00:05:26,997 Ah, here. 46 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:31,664 Take two. It's America! 47 00:05:44,353 --> 00:05:46,686 Huh? 48 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:52,022 Oh, his hat! Oh! 49 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,104 Hey! Welcome to America! 50 00:06:09,511 --> 00:06:12,708 No, Jake, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 51 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:14,749 What's the matter? You got somebody else? 52 00:06:14,851 --> 00:06:16,751 Look who's talking. Me? 53 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:20,310 Shh! 54 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,287 What about Fanny? Fanny? 55 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:23,913 Shh! 56 00:06:24,024 --> 00:06:26,049 We work in the same shop, and that's all. 57 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,856 Huh! 58 00:06:29,463 --> 00:06:31,261 Let's go inside. Let me explain. 59 00:06:31,365 --> 00:06:34,164 No. My landlady. 60 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:38,803 All right. 61 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,506 Good-bye. 62 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,840 Jake. Wait. 63 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:47,743 For what? 64 00:07:26,786 --> 00:07:28,981 Poor little orphan. 65 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:31,079 When you come over? 66 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,953 Seven years. 67 00:07:33,059 --> 00:07:37,825 I come all alone from Poland when I was 16 years old. 68 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,396 You speak English like a Yankee. Thank you. 69 00:07:42,502 --> 00:07:45,494 I would think you was born here. 70 00:07:46,705 --> 00:07:49,231 Hey! Ma? 71 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:51,276 Over here. 72 00:08:49,101 --> 00:08:54,163 Bernstein, what was you in the old country, huh? 73 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:56,670 A yeshiva student? 74 00:08:56,774 --> 00:09:00,971 Sit on your tochiss all day in the study house, huh? 75 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:04,275 And the women is bringing the food for the scholar, 76 00:09:04,382 --> 00:09:06,247 and everyone is fighting, 77 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:10,309 "Stay by my house, stay by me! 78 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:17,426 And please do me the honor to marry with my daughter." 79 00:09:18,962 --> 00:09:23,422 Well, I wasn't no boss in Lithuania. 80 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:25,262 No, sir. 81 00:09:25,368 --> 00:09:27,962 Give a guess what I was. 82 00:09:28,071 --> 00:09:29,834 A peddler. 83 00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:33,272 Ah! I told you already? 84 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:36,743 Hmph. Some country, America. 85 00:09:38,015 --> 00:09:40,108 The peddler becomes the boss, 86 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:43,413 and the yishiva bocher sits by the sewing machine. 87 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,749 Some country, huh, Jake? 88 00:09:45,854 --> 00:09:48,448 You betcha! 89 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:52,152 This is one of the locusts from Egypt. 90 00:09:52,261 --> 00:09:54,627 Huh? Look at him. 91 00:09:54,731 --> 00:09:57,825 Boss, what time? Is 12:00 yet? 92 00:09:57,934 --> 00:10:03,462 What if it is? After 12:00, starts all over again, ain't it? 93 00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:05,404 Half after. 94 00:10:16,151 --> 00:10:18,119 So you will ask, huh? 95 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:21,621 First thing I get to the house! Good. 96 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,554 Fanny! 97 00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:28,023 What's the hurry? 98 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:32,426 You're finished with Fanny, huh? 99 00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:34,797 Why? You want Fanny? 100 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,428 That kind of a woman, that's not for me. 101 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,104 So what kind of woman is for you? 102 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,313 Bernstein. 103 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,220 So you went to the marriage broker, huh? 104 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:08,284 Mrs. Kavarsky! 105 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,421 A man works in my shop, and he needs a home. Do you got? 106 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,897 You better be looking yourself, Mr. Podkovnik. 107 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,403 They took your landlady away to the hospital. 108 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:23,599 Her sister come for Feigle already. 109 00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:30,003 Oh, wait, wait. 110 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:33,107 It come this morning so I keep for you. 111 00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:40,913 Go. Leave me in peace. 112 00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:45,594 What's the matter? 113 00:12:47,465 --> 00:12:49,365 Read it. 114 00:12:58,742 --> 00:13:00,073 Who? 115 00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:04,544 My wife? 116 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,707 My son? 117 00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:09,945 Your father has been freed. 118 00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:12,953 May he have a bright paradise. 119 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:01,200 Oh, excuse me, missus. 120 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,737 Who is the landlord in this house? 121 00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:06,305 Epstein. 122 00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,707 Would you... 123 00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,210 Would you tell him Podkovnik will take the place? 124 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:15,580 Oh? For what you need a whole apartment? 125 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:20,018 Mr. Podkovnik getting married maybe? It's too much trouble? 126 00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:23,248 Don't get excited. Right away. I'll tell Epstein. 127 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:30,054 The furniture, can I keep? 128 00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:34,295 If the sister don't come for it, I said I would sell it. 129 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:36,336 But who wants? 130 00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:39,438 I want. 131 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:45,840 Twenty-five dollars would be a bargain. 132 00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:49,715 All right, I buy it. 133 00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:58,117 I got you a room. 134 00:14:58,225 --> 00:15:00,455 Huh? 135 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:03,622 I got you a room. Two dollars a week, meals and washing included. 136 00:15:03,732 --> 00:15:05,961 Thanks, Jake. By the neighbor lady? 137 00:15:07,301 --> 00:15:09,462 No, with me. 138 00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:30,554 Well, well, well! 139 00:15:30,656 --> 00:15:34,787 I was thinking maybe you moved to Chicago? 140 00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:36,863 I, uh... 141 00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:41,223 I've been busy, Mamie. That's nice. 142 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:47,263 Don't even bother to clean yourself up when you call on a girl. 143 00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:53,275 Mamie, I gotta talk to you about something special. 144 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,869 Oh! 145 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,952 Mamie... 146 00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:14,730 Ah, Mamie, about this money you got saved. 147 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,465 What about it? 148 00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:22,001 I got a chance for a big bargain. 149 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,100 Oh! What? 150 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,973 Furniture! 151 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,444 What kind of furniture? 152 00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:31,105 What kind? 153 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:33,775 A stove, 154 00:16:33,884 --> 00:16:37,445 a table, chair, pots, pans. 155 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:43,851 Mamie, I gotta have my own place. 156 00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:50,567 Jake. 157 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,501 You give? 158 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:56,071 Jake, you monkey! 159 00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:58,606 I'll pay back every penny. I swear. 160 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,371 Don't bother yourself. 161 00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:11,276 Eh... 162 00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:13,446 You got in your pocket, maybe? 163 00:17:13,556 --> 00:17:17,118 What? The money. 164 00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,525 Oh, you want it right away? 165 00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:20,926 You betcha! 166 00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:23,624 Come upstairs. 167 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,701 What about your landlady? 168 00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:31,068 Oh, this is a different thing now, ain't it? 169 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:40,712 Listen. Better you should get, huh? 170 00:17:40,817 --> 00:17:44,183 Anything you say, Jake. 171 00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:46,550 You're the boss now. 172 00:18:07,777 --> 00:18:11,075 Three years I sleep there. 173 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,579 Now where will you sleep? 174 00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:33,666 For who is the little bed? 175 00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:35,702 My son. 176 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:38,100 What son is that? 177 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,106 I only got one son. 178 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,768 Jake, what is this? 179 00:18:42,877 --> 00:18:48,178 Did I ever say I was a single man? Well, did I? 180 00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:12,359 Yankel! 181 00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:19,959 Yankel! 182 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:59,635 For what purpose are you bringing this woman in? 183 00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:06,506 For what purpose are you bringing this woman in? 184 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:11,383 Uh, for the purpose, she's my wife. 185 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,955 And that's your son? 186 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,866 Sha! 187 00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:31,900 This woman is my wife and that's all! 188 00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:36,804 Where's the marriage certificate? 189 00:22:43,577 --> 00:22:46,706 This is my missus. 190 00:22:48,016 --> 00:22:50,176 This is Mr. Bernstein. 191 00:24:11,962 --> 00:24:13,862 Gitl. 192 00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,641 Yankel. 193 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,620 Yankel. 194 00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:38,948 Look at him. A little Yankee. 195 00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:41,456 Yankee? 196 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:45,016 Listen to him!"Yankee." 197 00:28:58,141 --> 00:28:59,972 Joey. 198 00:29:01,244 --> 00:29:03,109 Joey! 199 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,577 Joey. 200 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,680 Come. Come to Papa. 201 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:17,639 Say it, Joey. Horse. 202 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,943 Horse. Horse? 203 00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:49,822 Jake? 204 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,262 Jake! 205 00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:57,636 Good morning. 206 00:32:57,740 --> 00:33:00,766 What's the matter? You didn't come to the dancing class for a long time. 207 00:33:00,877 --> 00:33:02,903 The ladies keep asking, "Where's Jake?" 208 00:33:03,013 --> 00:33:04,843 Horse, Ta'teh. 209 00:33:04,947 --> 00:33:07,472 Horse. Mister, give him. 210 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:11,019 Ta'teh? What else? 211 00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:17,316 Upon my word! 212 00:33:17,427 --> 00:33:19,362 What is wrong, if I may ask? 213 00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:22,954 You got a boy. That means you got a wife also? 214 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:25,966 Certainly! Upstairs. 215 00:33:26,068 --> 00:33:28,435 They come yesterday only. 216 00:33:28,970 --> 00:33:31,097 Yankel. 217 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,764 Gitl. 218 00:35:40,799 --> 00:35:42,130 Yossele. 219 00:35:45,504 --> 00:35:50,168 Stove. Stove. Stove. 220 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,548 Lunch. 221 00:36:06,724 --> 00:36:08,556 Table. 222 00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:23,100 Bernstein, you want she should be green always? 223 00:36:25,777 --> 00:36:28,609 Good evening, missus. 224 00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:31,378 Gitl? 225 00:36:34,851 --> 00:36:37,547 Good evening. 226 00:36:41,626 --> 00:36:45,118 Joey! Come. Come on. 227 00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:47,657 Here, sit. 228 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:13,682 Mmm! By gum, this is good! 229 00:37:17,594 --> 00:37:21,086 This son of mine going to be president United States. No, Bernstein? 230 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:25,565 No. The president must be American born. It's written in the Constitution. 231 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:40,175 Bernstein, you wish you had a son like my Joey, huh? 232 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,484 Get married, and you soon will. 233 00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:46,849 How come you so particular? 234 00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:52,188 What you say to the marriage broker, he can't find you a wife? 235 00:37:52,294 --> 00:37:54,489 Listen, go back again. 236 00:37:54,596 --> 00:37:57,496 Say,"I'll take whatever you got 237 00:37:57,599 --> 00:38:01,727 as long as she got two eyes, a nose and a mouth." 238 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,972 Look at him, shvitzingl 239 00:38:23,725 --> 00:38:26,160 Come in! Come in. 240 00:38:29,296 --> 00:38:30,593 Good evening, Jake. 241 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,059 Mamie. 242 00:38:44,811 --> 00:38:47,975 Ah, Miss Fein, 243 00:38:48,082 --> 00:38:49,413 my wife. 244 00:38:53,919 --> 00:38:57,879 How you do? Pleased to meet you. 245 00:39:01,193 --> 00:39:03,594 Say,"I'm glad to meet you." 246 00:39:05,065 --> 00:39:07,396 She is still a greener. 247 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:11,800 Never mind. She'll soon"oysgreen" herself. 248 00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:40,856 What a darling! 249 00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:43,093 What a darling. What's his name? 250 00:39:43,201 --> 00:39:44,963 Joey. 251 00:39:45,069 --> 00:39:49,904 Joey! Joey, come here. Come here. 252 00:39:50,009 --> 00:39:53,944 Are you a good boy, Joey? 253 00:39:54,045 --> 00:39:55,945 Give me a kiss. 254 00:39:56,047 --> 00:40:00,746 Mmm! Oh, that's nice. So nice. 255 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:04,883 Here. Mama. 256 00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:20,401 Mamie. 257 00:40:23,975 --> 00:40:27,741 About the $25. Huh! I should cough. 258 00:40:27,846 --> 00:40:30,610 A couple of weeks. No, sir. Now! 259 00:40:33,184 --> 00:40:35,616 I don't know where you get it though. 260 00:40:35,718 --> 00:40:38,950 A married man with a darling little wife. 261 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:44,885 I must remember to ask your wife how she likes the furniture. 262 00:40:44,995 --> 00:40:47,759 The furniture you bought with my money. 263 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:51,300 I'll pay you every penny, Mamie. 264 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,336 Just don't say nothing to her, please. 265 00:40:54,438 --> 00:40:57,340 What do I care? I want my money! 266 00:40:57,441 --> 00:41:00,238 I worked hard enough for it! 267 00:41:00,343 --> 00:41:02,311 I'll say what I like to your wife. 268 00:41:05,581 --> 00:41:09,677 Oh, don't you like it? Lump it! 269 00:41:14,157 --> 00:41:16,250 Don't talk English. She will think something. 270 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,556 What do I care what she thinks? 271 00:41:19,662 --> 00:41:21,721 I want she should know. 272 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:27,791 It's lucky I still remember a word or two of the old language. 273 00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,231 I'll tell her what's what. 274 00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:38,643 Never mind! I don't wanna stay here anyhow. 275 00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:45,049 Good-bye, Mrs. Podkovnik. 276 00:41:45,153 --> 00:41:47,622 I hope you will enjoy America. 277 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,065 Mamie! 278 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:13,604 Mamie. Where can I see you? 279 00:42:13,715 --> 00:42:17,980 Well, you can't come by the dancing academy no more, huh? 280 00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:21,522 Wait a minute. If I want, I can go there more than I used to. 281 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,817 Mamie. 282 00:42:39,908 --> 00:42:41,738 Mmm. 283 00:42:52,385 --> 00:42:55,843 You know where I live, don't you? 284 00:42:57,324 --> 00:43:00,191 Or did you forget? 285 00:43:00,294 --> 00:43:03,730 I don't forget. What a short mind you got. 286 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,764 I won't forget nothing. I'll come. 287 00:43:06,865 --> 00:43:10,029 Huh. You're bluffing. 288 00:43:10,135 --> 00:43:12,627 I'll come. I should live so. 289 00:43:19,011 --> 00:43:20,843 All right. 290 00:43:22,949 --> 00:43:25,348 But bring my $25. 291 00:43:29,522 --> 00:43:31,648 Or you'll see. 292 00:48:37,654 --> 00:48:40,622 Come, come. 293 00:48:40,723 --> 00:48:42,191 Come. 294 00:48:54,838 --> 00:48:57,738 You think you're still in Russia? 295 00:48:57,841 --> 00:49:00,036 Love potions! 296 00:49:01,444 --> 00:49:05,711 Look at you. Like a bubbe with a patch on the head! 297 00:49:05,816 --> 00:49:07,716 Why should he love you? 298 00:49:07,818 --> 00:49:09,717 Fifty times I am telling you, 299 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:13,983 "Fix yourself. Look like a woman that lives in America." 300 00:49:14,090 --> 00:49:16,524 I won't be a goyah, even for Yankel. 301 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:19,616 What's the use? I'm talking to the wall. 302 00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:25,027 Why should I bother myself? 303 00:49:28,204 --> 00:49:30,728 What about at night in the bed? 304 00:49:30,839 --> 00:49:34,206 Don't tell me. I know the answer already. Nothing. 305 00:49:40,916 --> 00:49:44,908 Look at me. Am I a goyah? 306 00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:49,320 I'm as pious as you anyhow. And I go with my own hair, don't I? 307 00:49:49,425 --> 00:49:53,223 Plenty time for the patch when I get old. 308 00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:56,023 While I'm young, I'm young. And that's all. 309 00:49:57,899 --> 00:50:01,164 It can't be helped! 310 00:50:01,268 --> 00:50:06,296 We live in an educated country, so we dress like educated people. 311 00:50:06,408 --> 00:50:09,343 As they say,"Ladies first." 312 00:50:09,444 --> 00:50:11,877 Hold in. Hold. 313 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:13,448 It hurts. 314 00:50:13,549 --> 00:50:17,109 It hurts? That means it's working. 315 00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:24,020 Hold, hold now. Hold. Good. 316 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,589 Oh, yeah! 317 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:31,721 That right? Yeah, it's all right. 318 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,198 It's sure tight. 319 00:50:33,301 --> 00:50:35,632 You wanna be an American, you gotta hurt. 320 00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:41,073 My best! 321 00:50:41,175 --> 00:50:45,702 I don't buy from a pushcart. I buy inside, by the way. Huh? 322 00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:48,043 How do you like, huh? 323 00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:50,173 Yeah? Yeah? 324 00:50:50,284 --> 00:50:52,479 Maybe you got one with feathers? 325 00:50:52,585 --> 00:50:56,248 You want a hat with feathers? Feathers, you'll get! 326 00:51:08,035 --> 00:51:10,332 Here. 327 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:15,498 Oh! Ah, ah, beautiful! 328 00:51:15,608 --> 00:51:18,543 Oh, look. Give a look. Huh? 329 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:22,341 A regular uptown lady. 330 00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,350 Here, like that. 331 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:27,919 Hmm? You like it? 332 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:09,149 Evening, missus. He must work late again. 333 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:13,595 It's the busy season. The boss keeps him. And Jake is the best worker. 334 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,062 Yossele. 335 00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:09,617 Base. 336 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,913 Base. 337 00:54:23,224 --> 00:54:25,453 Mamie! Oh, Mamie. 338 00:54:25,558 --> 00:54:28,529 You bring my money? 339 00:54:28,630 --> 00:54:31,256 I gotta speak to you now. Get away from me! 340 00:54:31,365 --> 00:54:33,696 Please, I come all the way from work! 341 00:54:43,142 --> 00:54:46,806 Is it my fault you got a short mind? 342 00:54:46,914 --> 00:54:48,904 Today is Wednesday. 343 00:54:49,015 --> 00:54:50,983 You was by dancing. 344 00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:55,385 And why not? I'm a single girl. I can go where I want. 345 00:54:55,488 --> 00:54:57,182 You think I can't? 346 00:54:57,289 --> 00:55:00,782 A married man at a dancing academy with his little wife draggin' after. 347 00:55:00,894 --> 00:55:04,420 You give me a regular pain! Shut up out there! 348 00:55:04,530 --> 00:55:07,192 I don't have nothing to do with a married man, Jake Podkovnik! 349 00:55:07,299 --> 00:55:11,326 You got my money. You give it! Otherwise you go to hell! 350 00:55:15,407 --> 00:55:17,842 You go to hell! 351 00:55:17,944 --> 00:55:20,504 You ain't worth my wife's little finger! 352 00:55:20,613 --> 00:55:22,409 You either! 353 00:55:28,687 --> 00:55:31,985 Oh, you! Don't tell me. 354 00:55:34,459 --> 00:55:36,894 Jake. Jake. 355 00:55:38,097 --> 00:55:40,224 I'm so busy tonight. 356 00:55:43,235 --> 00:55:44,998 What you waitin' for? 357 00:55:50,273 --> 00:55:53,038 Mr. Bernstein, 358 00:55:53,144 --> 00:55:56,511 why you come to America? 359 00:55:56,614 --> 00:56:00,209 You could've been teacher. 360 00:56:00,318 --> 00:56:03,082 Rabbi even. 361 00:56:04,689 --> 00:56:07,452 I wasn't worthy. 362 00:56:07,558 --> 00:56:10,653 What? I should live so! 363 00:56:12,763 --> 00:56:15,231 I could not take my mind 364 00:56:18,001 --> 00:56:19,468 from profanities. 365 00:56:26,277 --> 00:56:29,302 Here I was studying the Talmud 366 00:56:29,414 --> 00:56:31,746 which teaches 367 00:56:31,849 --> 00:56:36,513 "He who even looks at the little finger of a woman 368 00:56:36,621 --> 00:56:41,784 is as guilty as though he looked at a woman totally naked." 369 00:56:43,693 --> 00:56:47,390 So I bought a ship's ticket 370 00:56:47,497 --> 00:56:49,988 and I came to America. 371 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:37,542 So? 372 00:57:48,823 --> 00:57:50,883 I'm tasting! That's all! 373 00:57:50,993 --> 00:57:53,655 I want a treat, and you're insulting me. 374 00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:56,251 Who wants your treat? 375 00:57:56,364 --> 00:57:59,925 All right! So don't come to my wedding neither. 376 00:58:05,038 --> 00:58:06,802 I'll be goddamn! 377 00:58:08,710 --> 00:58:12,407 Jake, was from you I got the nerve to ask her. 378 00:58:12,513 --> 00:58:16,541 To have a wife, that's a good thing, huh, Jake? 379 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:19,119 What you talking, Joe? 380 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:24,247 A single man is a bum, a gornishtl 381 00:58:25,559 --> 00:58:29,359 One thing, a man gives up something when he gets married, by the way. 382 00:58:29,463 --> 00:58:31,988 What? Give up what? Dancing school? 383 00:58:32,099 --> 00:58:34,158 A big mitzeah. 384 00:58:34,268 --> 00:58:36,462 Joe, what is? 385 00:58:36,569 --> 00:58:38,936 When I finish work, and I come home, 386 00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:43,499 all I wanna do is eat my dinner, enjoy my little wife 387 00:58:43,610 --> 00:58:46,100 and play with my boychick. 388 00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:53,112 Of course, Mamie and me, we gonna run the academy together. 389 00:58:53,219 --> 00:58:55,278 Be good for business, huh? 390 00:58:59,493 --> 00:59:01,892 Mamie? 391 00:59:01,994 --> 00:59:04,053 Which Mamie? 392 00:59:04,163 --> 00:59:06,063 Mamie Fein. 393 00:59:09,635 --> 00:59:12,102 You asked Mamie Fein, huh? 394 00:59:13,505 --> 00:59:15,303 What she say? 395 00:59:17,509 --> 00:59:19,137 "Maybe." 396 00:59:23,014 --> 00:59:26,347 Maybe, huh? And already you standing under the canopy. 397 00:59:26,451 --> 00:59:28,215 Upon my word. 398 00:59:28,321 --> 00:59:31,484 It's a good thing she didn't say more than maybe. You can get away yet. 399 00:59:31,591 --> 00:59:35,253 Get away? I don't wanna get away. 400 00:59:37,395 --> 00:59:40,558 Jake, why should I wanna get away? 401 00:59:43,033 --> 00:59:44,830 Never mind. 402 00:59:54,579 --> 00:59:59,846 American ladies, for a good time, yes. 403 00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:03,010 For a wife, no. 404 01:00:04,787 --> 01:00:07,952 Get yourself a girl from the old country. 405 01:00:08,059 --> 01:00:12,620 She don't ask all the time for a new dress, a new hat. 406 01:00:12,731 --> 01:00:15,028 She don't run around with other mens. 407 01:00:15,132 --> 01:00:19,592 She keeps the place like a fiddle, and she knows how to save from a nickel. 408 01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:24,731 Mamie saved more than $300 from out her wages. 409 01:00:24,843 --> 01:00:28,937 Furthermore, I don't want no greenhorn wife. 410 01:00:30,414 --> 01:00:32,575 Then you go to hell! 411 01:00:32,683 --> 01:00:36,516 You and Mamie ain't worth my wife's little finger! 412 01:00:36,619 --> 01:00:38,883 So. 413 01:00:38,989 --> 01:00:42,686 If your wife is such a wonder, how is it you're sittin' here? 414 01:00:42,793 --> 01:00:45,489 Never mind you business! 415 01:00:45,596 --> 01:00:48,087 You say one more word about my wife and I'll give you this! 416 01:01:00,776 --> 01:01:02,335 You ain't got a cigar? 417 01:01:02,445 --> 01:01:05,141 Sure I got. Help yourself. Take a couple. 418 01:01:05,248 --> 01:01:06,976 Thanks. 419 01:01:08,851 --> 01:01:11,649 ยง 420 01:02:37,437 --> 01:02:40,270 Eat. Make your teeth strong. 421 01:02:49,215 --> 01:02:52,207 Look what a place is America, nu, Bernstein? 422 01:02:53,018 --> 01:02:54,988 At home we had forests. 423 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:58,080 Right outside the door, remember, Yankel? 424 01:02:58,192 --> 01:03:02,320 Here one must take a train for an hour just to be near a tree. 425 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,255 So go back to Russia. 426 01:03:08,734 --> 01:03:12,226 Here a Jew is a mensch. 427 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:19,471 In Russia we was afraid to walk within ten feet of a Gentile. 428 01:03:19,579 --> 01:03:25,345 Yankel, where in America is the Gentiles, huh? 429 01:03:26,384 --> 01:03:29,684 I go with Mrs. Kavarsky, Rivington Street, Delancey Street, 430 01:03:29,788 --> 01:03:31,722 everywhere Jews. 431 01:03:31,824 --> 01:03:34,121 The Gentiles keep in another place, huh? 432 01:03:38,796 --> 01:03:43,199 Yossele, don't get dirty the knee pants Ta'teh make for you. 433 01:03:43,301 --> 01:03:45,031 Let him enjoy! 434 01:03:48,774 --> 01:03:51,264 What a boy, with regular knee pants. 435 01:03:52,243 --> 01:03:54,803 You know what the trouble is with you, Gitl? 436 01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:59,541 Look on me. 437 01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:01,811 Give a look on me! 438 01:04:01,919 --> 01:04:04,387 Am I a Jew or a Gentile? 439 01:04:04,488 --> 01:04:07,218 Forget that you know me. 440 01:04:07,325 --> 01:04:10,783 Just by what you see, what do you say? 441 01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:13,957 A Jew is a Jew. 442 01:04:15,298 --> 01:04:17,323 What do you know! 443 01:04:18,301 --> 01:04:20,998 Mr. Bernstein knows many things. 444 01:04:21,105 --> 01:04:24,665 He going give lessons in how to talk English. 445 01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:28,938 I looking for students all the time. Twenty-five cents an hour. 446 01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:32,537 I'll be goddamn! 447 01:04:32,649 --> 01:04:35,583 Who'd wanna take lessons from such a greeny? Look at him! 448 01:04:37,687 --> 01:04:40,019 Bernstein, 449 01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:43,281 you want my advice? 450 01:04:46,396 --> 01:04:51,890 Go to the shadchen, say,"I'll take what you got: 451 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:56,371 deaf, hunchback, 452 01:04:56,473 --> 01:04:59,033 long as she got money." 453 01:04:59,142 --> 01:05:02,578 Then you buy yourself a little store. 454 01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:04,670 Let the hunchback run the place. 455 01:05:04,781 --> 01:05:07,145 And you can sit all day and read the books, huh? 456 01:05:07,248 --> 01:05:09,512 What do you say? 457 01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:13,380 Joey! 458 01:05:13,489 --> 01:05:15,354 Joey, come here! 459 01:05:30,439 --> 01:05:33,100 Don't bother, Mr. Bernstein. 460 01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:45,926 Oh, here he comes, Yossele. 461 01:07:47,472 --> 01:07:50,134 The slack season already? 462 01:07:50,241 --> 01:07:53,005 Mister, wait one minute. Yossele, stay by me. 463 01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:55,340 Go. I'll send him up in a minute. 464 01:08:07,424 --> 01:08:09,483 Slack season. 465 01:08:10,928 --> 01:08:14,522 No work three, maybe four months. 466 01:08:19,737 --> 01:08:21,829 Take off. 467 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:24,302 Take off! 468 01:08:24,408 --> 01:08:26,569 Yankel! 469 01:08:52,102 --> 01:08:54,001 What happened here? 470 01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:57,906 She looks like a wet cat! 471 01:09:02,245 --> 01:09:04,041 Mama! 472 01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:08,641 Take him to my house. Have a little water. 473 01:09:12,421 --> 01:09:15,822 Another man would thank God for such a wife. 474 01:09:15,925 --> 01:09:18,655 Look how she keeps the place. 475 01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:20,785 Like a mirror! 476 01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:23,525 A flower in the window even. 477 01:09:23,632 --> 01:09:25,691 Why do you do this to her? 478 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,632 What I do? 479 01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:35,109 With one tochiss, you can't dance at two weddings. 480 01:09:38,812 --> 01:09:41,373 You think you're better off with the dancing girl? 481 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:51,118 Gitl told you? She didn't say a word, I swear. 482 01:09:53,794 --> 01:09:56,592 Don't get excited! She didn't say a word! 483 01:09:56,697 --> 01:10:01,192 I don't care for no dancing girls! 484 01:10:01,302 --> 01:10:03,100 I don't care for nobody! 485 01:10:03,205 --> 01:10:07,800 Especially that one, that shnoosal 486 01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:11,070 I'm an American fellow. 487 01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:13,668 A Yankee, that's what I am. And that's all! 488 01:10:14,982 --> 01:10:16,779 Oh, it's no use. 489 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:27,818 Oh, kinder, kinderl You have a quarrel and that's all. 490 01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:31,364 You make a peace. Give a good kiss. 491 01:10:31,465 --> 01:10:35,298 What you kicking about anyway? Mind your own business! 492 01:10:35,401 --> 01:10:36,959 Listen, Podkovnik, 493 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:41,905 I was in this country when you were still in Russia hauling on the bellows! 494 01:10:42,008 --> 01:10:45,535 You can't pee up my back, and make me think it's rain. 495 01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:47,407 Get outta here! 496 01:10:47,513 --> 01:10:51,313 Never! Never! Go. Who knows what you do! Maybe kill her. 497 01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:53,442 You wanna call a policeman? Go. 498 01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:57,683 Call a policeman! I will tell him what is doing in this house! 499 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:08,266 He will be back, that one. Don't worry. 500 01:11:14,506 --> 01:11:16,838 I don't want him back. 501 01:11:19,845 --> 01:11:21,540 Enough. 502 01:11:31,356 --> 01:11:33,846 Mamie, how can you fix? 503 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:37,257 Gitl won't agree to divorce. 504 01:11:37,361 --> 01:11:39,727 Money. Money, money, money, money. 505 01:11:40,832 --> 01:11:42,697 I ain't got. 506 01:11:48,373 --> 01:11:50,067 I got. 507 01:11:53,210 --> 01:11:55,234 You got? 508 01:11:55,346 --> 01:11:58,975 You knew I got, didn't you? Never! 509 01:12:03,854 --> 01:12:06,049 How much you got? 510 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:11,694 Three hundred and forty dollars. 511 01:12:11,796 --> 01:12:13,890 You little peach, you! 512 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:21,797 Used to be 365, but for the 25 you borrowed, 513 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:24,840 I already said Kaddish. 514 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:30,470 Ah. We'll keep by enough to start a dancing academy. 515 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:34,573 We're done in the sweatshops. Finished. 516 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:42,118 In the first, Podkovnik will not come home no more 517 01:12:42,224 --> 01:12:44,886 whether you say yes or no, missus. 518 01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,827 Or as we say,"irregardless." 519 01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:53,763 You agree to a divorce, 520 01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:57,805 Miss Mamie Fein is giving you $50. 521 01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:10,349 You don't agree, no $50. 522 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:24,657 All right. 523 01:13:24,767 --> 01:13:27,565 You got a little one. 524 01:13:27,669 --> 01:13:29,432 Ach. 525 01:13:30,605 --> 01:13:33,073 Ach. 526 01:13:33,174 --> 01:13:35,199 What can I do? 527 01:13:35,309 --> 01:13:38,437 What can I do? What can I do? 528 01:13:41,149 --> 01:13:43,448 Seventy-five dollars. 529 01:13:43,551 --> 01:13:48,488 Seventy-five dollars, you'll get a new husband, one-two-three. Huh? 530 01:14:04,571 --> 01:14:07,039 What kind business we got here, missus? 531 01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:14,547 All right, $100. 532 01:14:14,649 --> 01:14:17,618 One hundred dollars! What am I saying? 533 01:14:17,718 --> 01:14:20,346 It's out, I said it, that's all, it's finished. 534 01:14:20,455 --> 01:14:24,219 One hundred dollars. You're a rich lady. Mazeltovl 535 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,462 Mr. Bernstein, 536 01:14:47,572 --> 01:14:49,766 is all right, these things? 537 01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:56,705 Mrs. Kavarsky say, for a divorce a woman must not look like an old broom. 538 01:14:56,813 --> 01:14:59,374 So I go today by Delan-- 539 01:15:05,289 --> 01:15:07,223 You going away? 540 01:15:08,392 --> 01:15:10,758 I cannot pay my board. 541 01:15:10,861 --> 01:15:13,728 So I'll call a policeman. 542 01:15:15,264 --> 01:15:18,325 You got so much money now. What do you need a boarder? 543 01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:20,926 I'm gonna stay by my uncle. 544 01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:23,903 When? 545 01:15:27,177 --> 01:15:29,042 Tonight. 546 01:15:31,047 --> 01:15:33,140 Whatever. 547 01:15:36,954 --> 01:15:39,115 Missus? 548 01:15:44,660 --> 01:15:47,255 Maybe you got some string? 549 01:16:09,585 --> 01:16:11,678 Good-bye. 550 01:16:16,825 --> 01:16:18,622 Good-bye. 551 01:16:24,066 --> 01:16:26,262 And good-bye to the boy. 552 01:16:30,306 --> 01:16:33,569 May you have a boy of your own one day. 553 01:16:39,047 --> 01:16:42,380 To have a son, 554 01:16:42,483 --> 01:16:45,078 a man must have a wife. 555 01:16:46,988 --> 01:16:49,583 A wife you can get. 556 01:16:50,826 --> 01:16:53,350 The one that I would ask, 557 01:16:57,531 --> 01:17:00,092 what if she would say no? 558 01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:07,401 What if she would say yes? 559 01:17:15,550 --> 01:17:18,781 Missus, what are you doing? 560 01:17:18,886 --> 01:17:21,251 I'm saying yes. 561 01:17:22,422 --> 01:17:24,014 Thank you. 562 01:17:26,126 --> 01:17:27,990 You're welcome. 563 01:18:08,668 --> 01:18:10,067 Come in. 564 01:18:18,109 --> 01:18:20,737 You got the Rabbi's fee? 565 01:18:22,313 --> 01:18:25,442 All together. No installments. We gotta eat too. 566 01:18:25,551 --> 01:18:27,348 I got, I got. 567 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,353 The witnesses. You got for them also? 568 01:18:33,057 --> 01:18:34,524 Zalman? 569 01:18:36,228 --> 01:18:37,818 My brother. 570 01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:03,413 What? Come. 571 01:19:14,764 --> 01:19:16,563 Over there. 572 01:19:42,593 --> 01:19:44,423 Jake. 573 01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:48,586 Yankel. 574 01:19:49,733 --> 01:19:51,564 Yankel. 575 01:19:55,070 --> 01:19:56,368 Berel. 576 01:19:57,272 --> 01:19:59,104 Berel. 577 01:21:36,302 --> 01:21:37,997 Yes. 578 01:23:54,503 --> 01:23:56,995 Zalman. 579 01:24:19,962 --> 01:24:22,021 She's a good daughter of Israel, Rabbi. 580 01:24:22,130 --> 01:24:25,497 She could marry tomorrow, but she will wait 91 days. 581 01:24:36,911 --> 01:24:40,245 She's got a suitor? 582 01:24:40,348 --> 01:24:43,580 Don't worry. When it comes to the wedding, I'll call your husband. 583 01:24:43,685 --> 01:24:45,652 He'll make the ceremony. 584 01:24:45,754 --> 01:24:47,311 Zalman. 585 01:24:48,689 --> 01:24:52,523 Why she shouldn't have a suitor, such a beautiful young woman! 586 01:24:52,626 --> 01:24:54,619 Why she should go to waste? 587 01:24:54,729 --> 01:25:00,360 A yeshiva bocher, not a lump of horse like the other one. 588 01:25:00,467 --> 01:25:03,766 He's already teaching her little one. 589 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:07,499 A little one? 590 01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:09,973 So what's the name, the little one? 591 01:25:10,076 --> 01:25:13,103 Yossele. Yossele. 592 01:25:13,213 --> 01:25:17,878 No. His name is Joey. 593 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:36,029 So tomorrow you go by your boss, 594 01:25:36,136 --> 01:25:40,937 and tell him you'll stay with the job, huh? 595 01:25:42,207 --> 01:25:44,175 What about Podkovnik's Dancing Academy? 596 01:25:44,277 --> 01:25:46,336 Huh! With what? 597 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:50,677 Your wife skinned us alive out of $300, didn't she? 598 01:25:52,051 --> 01:25:56,784 We'll have to start saving all over again, from the very beginning. 599 01:26:04,431 --> 01:26:07,297 Mamie, must we walk all the way to City Hall? 600 01:26:07,399 --> 01:26:09,492 Why spend for a carriage? 601 01:26:09,602 --> 01:26:12,503 But we can go by Third Avenue and take the El. 602 01:26:12,605 --> 01:26:16,438 Two nickels is two nickels. It's money, ain't it? 603 01:26:22,447 --> 01:26:25,883 Are you ashamed for people to see us? 604 01:26:25,984 --> 01:26:30,683 Mamie! Come on, what you talking, huh? 605 01:26:39,198 --> 01:26:43,656 This grocery store, how much rent is he asking? 606 01:26:43,768 --> 01:26:48,602 Don't bother your head. We got plenty left. May I fall down on the street. 607 01:26:50,707 --> 01:26:53,404 You think I can learn to sell groceries? 608 01:26:53,511 --> 01:26:56,742 What? You will study. I will sell. 609 01:27:02,286 --> 01:27:05,277 Tell me, Mr. Bernstein, in our store, 610 01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:08,289 should we sell soda and seltzers? 611 01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:11,453 In the hot weather, people are thirsty. 612 01:27:11,561 --> 01:27:15,555 On the other hand, such an item can be bought on the streets as well. 613 01:27:15,666 --> 01:27:17,190 That's true. 614 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:21,827 So we mustn't be too quick to say this or that.